Alexander Lukashenko Injured During Hockey Game

The Last European Dictator, Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus, was injured by a high stick penalty during a casual game of ice hockey.

The unnamed player who whacked the Belarusian dictator in the face with his stick was given a 2 minute penalty for the high stick infraction, and has also apologized for injuring the pro-Putin leader.

Lukashenko pardoned the player of his actions saying: “Such injuries can happen during a good old fashioned game of Hockey, I'm not immune to it”.

The high stick left Lukashenko with blood dripping from a large cut in his chin, requiring some stitches before being covered with a large gauze bandage.

Both Lukashenko and Vladimir Putin are known hockey players, often taking a crack at the puck and stick during diplomatic down time.

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